I'm Megatron

And I blog shit I like.

That's all you need to know.

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via hi)

Perfect👌#entershikari #vanswarpedtour14 #crowdsurfing #awesome (at Comcast Center)





will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)


people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

(via rachelstarrrr)


A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

(via chaans)


50 Cent posted this 11 hours ago and Flo Rida already has it on a shirt

(via wolfchurros)