I'm Megatron

And I blog shit I like.

That's all you need to know.

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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the-doctor-exists:

1864damon:

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

(via th3-shutt3r)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via rachelstarrrr)

the-goddamazon:

mirandaadria:

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

THISSSS! Is totally how you prank!!!

Pranks should spread laughter to all in the prank, not cause someone pain and unnecessary stress while you laugh at their expense!

(via nighttimeactivites)