I'm Megatron

And I blog shit I like.

That's all you need to know.

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via hi)

Perfect👌#entershikari #vanswarpedtour14 #crowdsurfing #awesome (at Comcast Center)

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

(via rachelstarrrr)

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

(via chaans)

houseofdawn:

50 Cent posted this 11 hours ago and Flo Rida already has it on a shirt

(via wolfchurros)

Perks of dating me:

mermaidbra:


- lots of cuddles and kisses
- too ugly to cheat
- you dont have to worry about me liking anyone else because I hate everybody
- neck kisses
- we can have movie nights
- I have great music taste
- I’d share my pizza with you

(Source: frilllyknickers, via -hiddensilence)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via chaans)